Funny Quotes for Expressing Love with Everlasting Flowers

When it comes to expressing love, flowers are a timeless choice. But why settle for blooms that wilt within days? Everlasting flowers offer a beautiful and long-lasting alternative. Here are some funny quotes to pair with your faux flowers, ensuring your message of love is both heartfelt and humorous.

10 funny quotes to include with artificial flowers

  1. 'I love you more than my morning coffee—and that’s saying something.'
  2. 'These flowers will last forever, just like my love of craft.'
  3. 'These flowers are like our love—never wilting, always stunning, and totally low-maintenance.'
  4. 'I love you more than my favourite craft project. And that’s a lot!'
  5. 'Our love is like these flowers—eternally vibrant and totally fake-proof.'
  6. 'These blooms will last forever, just like my commitment to creating.'
  7. 'These flowers might be faux, but my love for you is 100% real (and just as everlasting).'
  8. 'Just like these flowers, my love for you doesn’t come with an expiration date.'
  9. 'Everlasting flowers for my everlasting love—no pruning required!'
  10. 'Our love is like these flowers—beautiful, enduring, and absolutely dust-free.'
  11. 'I picked these flowers because they last forever, just like my admiration for your cooking skills.'

Everlasting flowers are a thoughtful and unique way to show your affection. With these funny quotes, you can add a touch of humour to your gift, making your declaration of love even more memorable. So next time you're looking to express your feelings, consider the timeless beauty of faux flowers and a funny, heartfelt message to go with them.

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