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Hardcopy Cartel

Break up card - Heart Break card - Anti Valentines Day - Funny Break Up

A break up can really fucking suck, but sometimes it was for the best. Sometimes, that dude was a piece of shit anyway. Really, saying “your mum's kind of hot.” is only something a piece of shit boyfriend would say. Remind your bestie that she can do so much better, and you’ll be there for her while
she looks.

Note that in the real print, the words aren't blurred :)

The inside reads:

"But really, this won’t be easy.

Just know that I’m here for you. Need help with that dating profile,
need a night out, or someone to
just hang and watch silly movies with...

Call me. I’ll be there."


SIZE: Standard A6
PACKAGING: White envelope
SHIPPING: Ships in rigid mailer

No plastic is used for ECO reasons.

Postage & Handling

Within Australia

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